Mom: Boys do you want to go for a walk with me?
Jarvie: Mom, we can’t go for a walk. We want to flood the
whole world, with the hose.
Mom: Why do you want to flood the world?
(With arms going around furiously like the crawl)
Jarvie: We want to flood the world so we can swim to the
grocery store. Giles has already taken his clothes
off!
Mom: Really?
Jarvie: Yes! We want to get exercise and swim from Cleveland
to Boston! We want to flood the world!
Lisa J Lafave, PhD, MBA, ACC
A Single Mom By Choice Raising Surrogacy Twin Boys
Written in My Little Brick in University Heights, Ohio